Tuesday, February 28, 2012

January and February Boy-isms

Thank you facebook for helping me document these hilarious little moments.

2-24
E - Noah, get your finger out of your nose please
N - *hides behind couch to pick his nose in private*

2-22
K - Got a phone. NANA!!! PAPA!!! Yoooooohooooo

2-18
Found K drinking water from the toilet

2-14
E - Noah you can't lick the knife and then put it in the jam. That's like spitting in the jam.
N - Yup! *sticks knife in jam*

2-12
K - *Tries to put a blueberry in Noah's mouth*
N - Kaiden you don't try to feed me. EVER
E - Noah he's just trying to share his blueberries with you
N - But mom, babies can't feed Noah's.

2-9
Tonight we discovered that K really likes pakoras, and naan, and chicken coconut kurma. He was rather upset that I wouldn't let him have any lassi

2-8
In the bathroom at Hobby Lobby Noah lets out a huge fart
N - Mommy did you hear my fart?
E - That was you?
N - YUP!
Lady in the other stall - Good job buddy!!!

2-4
Evidently K REALLY likes Japanese cuisine. He had about 8 gyoza, a whole bowl of edamame, and most of Z's bowl of miso soup.

2-3
N - Mommy you will go to Wal-mart and get more mac n cheese and I'll stay here and watch lots of shows and put Kaiden back to bed.
E - I can't leave you here all alone, that's not safe.
N - The police man's will come and get me?
E - Yup, and they won't let you live with me anymore. They'll think I'm a bad mommy
N - Oh, but I'll tell them you're a good mommy.

1-31
Noah wanted a veggie tray for lunch today, I was more than happy to oblige him with that request.

1-28
Based on the warm spot behind his door, and the carpet imprint on his face, I'm guessing K slept on the floor last night.

1-25
The boys are upset with me for putting the cashews away

1-23
N - Mommy, let's go clean the toilets!
E - uh....ok.

1-22
K just tried to drive his car down the stairs. When he crashed into the landing I think he decided it was a bad idea.

1-16
Took the boys to a real swimming pool for the first time today. Noah LOVED it. K screamed the whole time.

1-12
K just tried to flush about 1/2 a roll of toilet paper, and overflowed the toilet. When I finished cleaning that up, I found him holding a can of red bull and just about had a heart attack at the thought of him drinking that much caffeine.

1-11
Got out of the shower and found both boys playing in the pack n play with about 8 pillows. I have NO idea how they managed to get K in there, but they sure did!

1-10
Got K's nice, clean, bodily fluid free doggy out of the dryer and handed it to him. He promptly barfed all over it. Doggy is in the washer for the second time today.

1-4
Cleaning random child goo off the walls
E - Noah do you know what's on the wall?
N - um.....it's baby ducks.

1-2
Noah comes in holding a breast pump that he found in the closet
N - Mommy how do I make this honk?