Conversations with Two Year Olds

N - Mommy Car?
E - Where do you want to go?
N - Papa's house!
E - I don't know if Papa's home
N - Car (meaning he went somewhere in his car)
E - Where did he go?
N - Wal-Mart
E - What's he going to buy at Wal-Mart?
N - DINNER!
E - What's he buying for dinner?
N - POOP

Two year old boys.....